Diary of a Madman

Sunday, June 05, 2005

Family Guy

Ha Ha Ha!!! Family guy is the funnies show. Here are a couple GREAT quotes from tonights episode.

Meg: "Dad i got a make-over! Don't i look beautiful?"
Peter: "Oh meg i always thought you were beautiful just the way you... oh man couldn't say that with a straight face!"

Peter: "I have bad news, your wife is paralyzed from the neck down and will have to be supported by machines her whole life."
Shocked Husband: "Oh my gosh!"
Peter: "No i'm just jokin, she's dead"

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