Diary of a Madman

Friday, June 24, 2005

TorrentSpyware.com


It's great that torrentspy is giving people spyware toolbars. They are such giving folk

Wednesday, June 08, 2005

50% Stupider - I'm Canadian Now!

My beautiful wisdom teeth (2/4). I'm thinkin about putting these on eBay, think anyone would bid on them? I mean it's one of those things where you just bid on it just to say you did.

Tuesday, June 07, 2005

Wisdom Teeth

Looks like i'm gonna have to get my wisdom teeth out, which sucks. The good thing about it is that i won't be in crappy pain like i am now. Talk to you all again when i'm coherant.

Sunday, June 05, 2005

Family Guy

Ha Ha Ha!!! Family guy is the funnies show. Here are a couple GREAT quotes from tonights episode.

Meg: "Dad i got a make-over! Don't i look beautiful?"
Peter: "Oh meg i always thought you were beautiful just the way you... oh man couldn't say that with a straight face!"

Peter: "I have bad news, your wife is paralyzed from the neck down and will have to be supported by machines her whole life."
Shocked Husband: "Oh my gosh!"
Peter: "No i'm just jokin, she's dead"

Friday, June 03, 2005

Customer Service

Companies really need to invest in Customer Service training. Listen to this great example of why it is needed. Should i put quotes around what i'm about to say? eh well...

Today was just a normal day at Under Par Golf and of course i am who every one runs to when something needs to go out. Well, today we needed to ship some bags back to the manufacturer and bill it to their account, easy enough right?

Well yea it was easy to do that, so i punch out the labels and give it to the old guys. Well i also scheduled a pick-up because i assumed that the bags would be ready for pick up 3 hours later. Well to my surprise i walk out and there is the UPS driver.

This is starting to be a long story, but it's almost done. Well, so this driver (not our normal driver, a newbie from the looks) was a little agitated, and actually said "Don't schedule a pick up unless you have the package ready." Lucky for him i was able to keep from saying anything.

Now yea we were in the wrong probably, but what poor corporate image you know? Thus another reason that we will not use UPS anymore. Hooray for FedEx!

School

What school should i go to next year?

  1. Weber State - where i currently go (site)
  2. University of Utah (site)
  3. Northface University - my pick (site)

Send me an email to let me know.

Thursday, June 02, 2005

Hilarious Movie

Anybody heard of the numa numa vid? It's really quite hilarious. Check the original out here. You can also Google Numa Numa and find parodies of it at Newgrounds, though some of them are kinda crude and really let you down.

The original though, is spectacular.

Backyard Golf Open


I look so good in my suit. The part that doesn't look good is my posture, i used these clubs when i was 8! My nephew is at the bottom of the photo